driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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