You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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