you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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