i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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