He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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