i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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