Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
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It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me