My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs