just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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