When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."