I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.