so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
you didnt know i had herpes?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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