i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
God, I missed his penis.
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