we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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