Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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