so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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