Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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