You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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