Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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