i just google imaged poop.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
The air taste purple.
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