Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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