lets start a swedish sibling band together
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
the raccoons are back...
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