batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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