So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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