false alarm. still invincible.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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