he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Randomize
