I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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