FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
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lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize