Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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