Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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