doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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