I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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she peed on how many people?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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