So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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