I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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