atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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