At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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