the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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