Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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