He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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