oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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