Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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