did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
how does that bad decision feel?
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