You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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