Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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