i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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