a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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