everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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