my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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