Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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