so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
