I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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