I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Can I color on your dick again?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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