I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me