I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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