Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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