Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She bit a glass in half.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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