Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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