I feel like I'm in dance class right now
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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