please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just cropdusted the office
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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