no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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