i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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